bonerfart:

Slob on my knob/ like corn on the cob/ damned eternally/ abandoned by God

versace-queeen:

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

おはよー朝からレタスパリパリ食べてます(笑)

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pazzojinn:

Important content

LOVE ISN’T A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO STAY IN AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
j (via bubbly)

stillcozyy:

Trump down here just wasting space and God wanna take prince

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes
being addicted to something is bad but being addicted to someone is worse. you see the something you are addicted to will never leave you but the someone who you are addicted to can very easily decide to leave you. how sad it is to be addicted to something that can very well disappear without your control.
(via bubbly)
intoxycated:
“ Hi x
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